1. My roots are growing out and I really want to get them colored but Professor Creech has me in yet another existential crisis of faith and humanity so I’m thinking I should save that money and give it to a child in Uganda. Or pay rent.
2. I’m worried my Dad has not had enough fun in his life, so how could I be so selfish as to write a paper for school when my Dad has spent his whole life working?
3. I need to obsessively update my Facebook status.
4. The train is really loud.
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